A Note From The Author

When one reflects on the stereotypical 'eureka' moment, it conjures up images of an isolated scientist hunched over a microscope. Less so, an exhausted man-child first time dad scouring bookstores for a snarky baby gift.

"Is it possible that no one has written an adult children's book on the trope of keeping their daughter off the stripper pole?" this grown-ass man reasonably and not at all pathetically ponders.

"If not I must make it so."

Then, in a fit of Hemingway-esque inspiration, he breathlessly gives birth to his artistic vision in a frenetic late night creative fit.  His passion for art rendering him immune to the nuisance of sleep, hunger and wailing of his newborn daughter.

And so, Good Pole // Bad Pole was born. The single most important birth in this devoted father-of-two's life. I hope you fellow degenerates see the sublime and elegant humor in the most sophisticated new dad gift since fake breast bottles.